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You could just say it. His lightly tanned face is flushed by the steam, his dark blond hair has grown into a kind of scruffy mohican and his dark eyebrows are knitted together in their standard frown. You might need it written down for later. Jasper's family owns this cafe, so he works here most evenings and every weekend and we usually get a discount or an extra sprinkle of chocolate.

If Jasper's in a good mood, that is. If he's in a grump, he gives us cinnamon. I've screwed up another batch and need to get rid of them before Mum notices. I love the burnt ones. A passport? Some kind of visa? Do you have a fingerprinting machine for security purposes? Then I spot his smirk. Please send more over in due course.

I put little bits of typed-out, laminated paper on the rest of the seats to make sure they're officially reserved. I take a huge gulp of my delicious Harriet-uccino. And I sit down patiently to wait. Regardless of my gentle yet informative lectures about the importance of punctuality - and the street maps I drew for each of them individually - the rest of Team JINTH is almost always late.

Even though every single one of them lives closer to the cafe than I do. So I may as well use this delay to update you on what else has been going on in the four months since you last saw me.

Just try not to imagine me breaking up my biscuit and crumbling it into my hot chocolate at the same time, because that's not what I'm doing. I'm not dropping three more sugar cubes in there either: Or sprinkling extra chocolate on top. Well, none that I plan on telling you about right now, anyway. I'm far too traumatised to go into it quite yet. All you need to know is I never want to hear the words "Paris Couture Fashion Week", "fluorescent swimming pool" or "giant rabbit head" ever again.

The humiliating nightmares are still recurring. What else? Nat and Theo broke up and she won a big fashion award at college - consequently she seems to spend even more time there, if that's possible; India was promoted from new girl to Head Girl - making her simultaneously cool and powerful; Jasper has done a lot of stomping around, covered in paint and scowling at everyone. Everybody in my gang has a talent and that's his speciality. In fact, every person in my social circle appears to be on a similarly positive trajectory: Literally, in Toby's case.

My ex-stalker has managed to grow another three inches over the last two terms, and we're beginning to worry that - much like Alice in Wonderland - he's just going to keep eating things and shooting up vertically until he hits the ceiling. And that's pretty much everything. My entire life: Except that's not what you want to know, is it?

You're sitting there, nodding - yes, Harriet, lovely, Harriet, how interesting, Harriet - but there's one burning question I haven't answered and you're not going to pay any attention until I do. Trust me, I understand: So here it is. I'm just sorry if it's not what you were hoping for, that's all. Every time we fall in love, we statistically lose two good friends: So six months ago, I pushed a wooden box full of memories under my bed.

I opened the big box in my head. I put love and romance inside and locked it up tightly. Then I kept moving forward with the things that make me happy: Like learning that polar bears can eat eighty-six penguins in one sitting and if you lift a kangaroo's tail it can't hop, or that outer space tastes of raspberries.

For spending time having fun with my gang. So no, I don't have a boyfriend.

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And no, I definitely don't want one. Because there are approximately a hundred thousand billion cells in the human body, and for the first time in over fifteen months every single one of mine belongs to me again.

I think that's all you really need to know.

A lot can happen in fifteen seconds. In just fifteen seconds, 69, tweets are posted and eighteen hours of YouTube videos are uploaded. Every fifteen seconds, , Facebook statuses are updated, 51 million emails are written and , texts are sent. Basically, a lot of socialising goes on.

Over the next quarter of a minute, I do my best to single-handedly boost those statistics. With my phone mere centimetres from my face, I type as fast as I can: A text, asking where everyone is now.

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Another, asking if they'd like a biscuit or slice of cake, then another just to let them know that I'm totally fine about the cancelled night-trip to the zoo last weekend. A funny joke I just remembered about a duck. Another about a whale.

An observation about an interesting squirrel I saw in a tree on the way here. In fact, I'm texting so hard the only thing I don't do over the next fifteen seconds is look up or glance around the room. Which means I'm just sending everyone an interesting fact about biscuits - it comes from the old French word bescuit which means 'twice cooked' - when a laugh comes completely out of nowhere.

And it takes a lot longer than it probably should to realise that although it doesn't belong to anyone in my friendship group, I still know it very well indeed. Better than I'd like to. Apparently as soon as a young sea-squirt finds a rock to anchor itself to, it will eat its own brain because it doesn't really need one any more. I think that's possibly what's happened to me.

This place is so safe and so comfortable - such a source of inner strength - I'm not really on my guard any longer. Now my head is totally empty. Do you mind if I sit with you? Why does she always insist on sitting with me?

The surface of the earth is billion square metres. Can't she just - for once - pick one that isn't directly adjacent to mine? I watch as my bully of eleven years flicks the paper that says Natalie Grey on to the floor and sits down, propping her spiky high-heeled boots on the chair that says Toby Pilgrim and flinging her handbag on to India Perez.

So much for reservations. My beverage is quite clearly not tea: The caffeine molecule mimics the molecule adenosine and binds to natural receptors that would otherwise make you sleepy, thus keeping you - I mean me - super-awake. As her old life starts to fall apart, will Harriet be able to transform herself before she ruins everything? The award-winning debut by bestselling author Holly Smale. General Imprint: United Kingdom Series: February Authors: Holly Smale Format: Electronic book text - Reflowable Pages: Review This Product No reviews yet - be the first to create one!

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General Imprint:. Holly Smale.Veering from one couture disaster to the next with the help of her overly enthusiastic father and her uber-geeky stalker, Toby, Harriet begins to realise that the world of fashion doesn't seem to like her any more than the real world did.

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A group of five happy kindred spirits, never to be parted. Source ISBN: Has Harriet's time to shine like a star finally arrived, or is she about to crash and burn?

Then I spot his smirk. My entire life: In fact, every person in my social circle appears to be on a similarly positive trajectory: In short, the cafe is a strategic success.